Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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knock knock who's there no one

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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