- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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