A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

who ever is reading this....

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

what is a bracket? a bracket

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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