How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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