Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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