Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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why does column have a letter n?

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Muslim athletes.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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