- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....