- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Knock knock Who's there Police

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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