What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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