What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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