- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

At least I dont have AIDS.

falling didnt make the difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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