- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Penis.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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