What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

TWIX PAUSE!

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Darude- Sandstorm

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

im a dragon, no im not

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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