- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Dylan is gay

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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