So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

you are a åsshole :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

i dont like chris

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