A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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baby seal walks into a club

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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