Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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No.

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My name is Harry.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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i have two hands.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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