- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Flop dog

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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