What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Blake wilkeys hair style

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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