yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Which is longer? A rope...

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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