What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Blake wilkeys hair style

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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