Queens Park rangers

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

religion.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

who is mark

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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