Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Jaden McMichael

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Are you Drew?

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speech and debate.

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Anti Joke

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