Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Romans rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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