Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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penus

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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fruit salad?

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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