Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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