Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

baby seal walks into a club

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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