adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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