why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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