- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

roses are red violets should be purple

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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