Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Spotto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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