So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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kkk

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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see ya

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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