- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Homosexuals are gay.

Blake wilkeys hair style

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

you know whats funny... nothing.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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