A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Womens rights

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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