two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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hi will

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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