- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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