I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Flop dog

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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