- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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