What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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You copy and paster!

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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