- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

The Bible

Why is your face? Because.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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