knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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