ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Penis.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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