A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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