What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why is your face? Because.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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