What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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