- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??