- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Flop dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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