- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out