Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

women's rights.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Knock knock. Racism.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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