- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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