fruit salad?

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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pickle sniffer

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Mark Wilson

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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