What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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