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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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