Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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a man said hi.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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WNBA

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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