- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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