Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Jimmy Saville

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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