- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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