- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Mitt Romney penis

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Spell: “This word”

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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