- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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