What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Neither have I

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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