- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Cripples are lame.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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