- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Morning wood.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

banana

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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