- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Flop dog

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Bean.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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