Knock Knock Yes?

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Michael Castillo is gay

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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