Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

No.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

My name is Harry.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

i have two hands.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What comes after 23? 24.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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