- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Knock Knock Yes?

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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