- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Women's rights.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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