- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

"knock knock" "Come in"

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

I saw a poor man named rich

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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