- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Ham sandwich

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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