- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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