First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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