Justin Bieber

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

whats long and green? weed

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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