- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Gorden Brown.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

A Jew! Bless you.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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