- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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