- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Give me thumbs up!

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

once upon a time there was a boy

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

People Order Our Patties

you and your family will die tonight

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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