You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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poop

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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This is a joke setup.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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