- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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